Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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