This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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