im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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