me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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