After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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