there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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