You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Are we still banned from the library?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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