I'm really into asian looking animals
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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