if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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