Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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