All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You can't just leave with hair like that
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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