After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just gargled with NyQuil
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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