belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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