found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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