In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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