Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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