shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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