Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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