But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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