he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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