I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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