she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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