Whod you bang
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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