I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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