we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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