I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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