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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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