ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
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hahahahaha turkey breast
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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