Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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