Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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