Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
