i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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