so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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