these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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