It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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