Three words: puerto rican gang bang
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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