As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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