Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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