we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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