my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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