People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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