i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
only if we run a train.
done.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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