fuck your aforementioned shoe
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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