shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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