You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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