I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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