So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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