there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She told me I should be a condom model.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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