Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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