Small penises have feelings too.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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