I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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