Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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