At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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