If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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