I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
her vagine was all disorganized.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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