well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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