I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It's just like the Real World with babies
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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